MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS..

Michael Mcbain.. to get a new wife(one who is not fat, one who doesn't run away with our son, and one who is not annoying) Natlie.. to find where Tess hides her pills for the mentally insane (we all know I need them!) Blair/Todd.. to stop hogging screen time Tommy.. to run away and find normal parents Sarah.. Cristian Cristian.. Sarah. Jess/Nash.. to make "Uncle Jared" disappear Layla/Lindsay.. to get our lips done.. oh wait that was our Christmas wish! Ramsey.. to get my teeth whitened.. (maybe thats why he never smiles?) Talia.. Antonio. Antonio..Jess, shit I mean Talia.. I said Talia right? Rex.. to be a real man! John.. to get my hair cut Marcie.. to be less annoying Paris, Texas citizens.. to get a life!

Next Stop For Marcie Is..

Next Stop For Marcie Is..

..the nut house with Lindsey!! They are best friends so maybe they could get a two for one deal going on there.. have some early bird breakfast together .. sport one of those straight jackets.. ya know the whole nine!.. What is Marcie thinking running off with Tommy? Just when I thought Todd was the nuttiest one on OLTL..Marcie goes and proves me wrong! Well thanks Marc!! The craziest part is that she is trying to protect Tommy but she wasn't even looking at the road, and she had no idea where she was. That is just asking to drive off a cliff die and than reincarnate a few months later for the soap opera sweeps! .. I must say though for a little woman she has a big voice when she is angry. For that she does get my lady of the week award. Who new Mrs. McBain had it in her? Poor Tommy should just go to a foster home. Maybe he could live with Langston and keep her company. He is better off without Todd, Marcie and Michael. Till next time..

Ciao

LABC

SPENCER'S TRUE KILLER

John McBain is on the right track when it comes to discovering Spencer's killer. It has to be somebody who knows the paternity of baby Tommy. After repeatedly questioning Michael and Marcie, he soon discovered Lindsey to be the "killer". She did have the motive. She did know about baby Tommy. However, does Lindsey still have that mean streak in her? Does she honestly have the conscience to comit such a crime (even though Spencer deserved it!)? The killer indeed is somebody who knows about Tommy. With that said I'll let you, my fellow soapies, in on who I think the real killer is! It is baby Tommy McBain, himself! The kids got motive. Who would want physco Todd as their daddy?! Plus, it is already in his genes to kill being that Todd is the dad, and his biological mom was a wack job. I wouldn't blame baby Tommy. Todd doesn't even refer to him by name. He refers to him as "that kid". He has a name Todd!!! So my dear soapies, don't be suprised if you find baby Tommy standing over Todd's dead body and Blair's (because we all know she will be right up his ass). I hope they make Matthew's shirt in adult sizes. FREE LINDSEY!! (not Lohan she needs rehab) Till next time...

Ciao.

LABC

SO MANY MEN, SO LITTLE TIME!

SO MANY MEN, SO LITTLE TIME!
Bree Williamson is one of my favorite actresses on daytime televisiom. Besides being gorgeous, she is a fabulous actress, and lights up the screen. Her character, or should I say "characters", Jess/Tess have such a hard life. Besides being born into the very wealthy Buchanan family, Jess/Tess have so many men falling at her feet. I don't know how I would deal with a tall, dark, handsome Antonio, and a striking, pretty boy Nash at my beck and call. Also, she now has a blast from the past, Jared, who happens to be ultra sexy as well. How does one put up with getting attention from ABC's hottest soap studs? Maybe that is why Tess shot up heroine, to rid herself of the agony she endures from these beautiful men. Well Jess/Tess, my heart goes out to you. I don't know how you can handle it!.. Till next time..

Ciao.

LABC